In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relishis always, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!
在我眼里，你看上去永遠是無憂無慮，吃飯永遠是津津有味，睡覺永遠是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀，唉!有時候想想，像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的!
If a mistake was Ptty, I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, I have committed heinouscrimes, Zhennan life! But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you!
如果長得漂亮是一種錯，我已經鑄成大錯;如果聰明是一種罪，我已經犯下滔天大罪，做人真難!但你就好啦，既沒錯又沒罪，真羨慕你!
Because of you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?!
因為你，我相信命運的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆�，F在的我想說的是~~我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?!
Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!
磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點的文化遺產之一，具有殺傷力強，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點，所以……拍你用它最合適!
Psychological test: If you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節快樂!
Notice: AprilFool's Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!
通告：愚人節來臨，4月1日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人!
Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day!
沙僧說：我有16變!八戒說：我有32變!悟空說：我有72變!唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機看短信呢!愚人節快樂!
After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?
飯后七戒：一戒吸煙，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放松褲帶，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺!八戒：記住了嗎?
Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit?
今天有人看見你了，你還是那樣迷人，穿著格子背心，慢悠悠地走著，一副超然自在的樣子，實在是可愛極了。真不知你當年是怎么賽過兔子的?
You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind Zhou, I want to say: You have to drop a wig…… But today AprilFool's Day!
你站在人群中，被柔柔的風吹起的長發，像人間最美的旋律，在我心頭久久回蕩，使我想說：你的假發要掉了……今天可是愚人節哦!
You find one you love deservesthe love, I not understand you and your feelings, I know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!
你去找一個值得你愛的去愛，我不夠了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事無法勉強，有些距離無法超越，就像昨天我無法相信，為了根骨頭你就跟人跑了!
Toads pursuitof swans, swan disdain said: If I as long as you die! HAMA against: the pig also live good? After listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: I just look at messages, I move Sheire Who?
癩蛤蟆追求天鵝，天鵝不屑地說：我要是長成你這樣早去死了!蛤蟆不服：那豬還活得好好的呢!豬聽了，覺得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招誰惹誰了?
If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……
如果你長得難看，請打110;如果你身材不好，請打120;如果你脾氣不好，請打119;如果你覺得自己漂亮，請打我手機，詳談……
關于愚人節整人的英語短信
1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人節人們為什么疲倦?)
2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)
3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人?)
4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?)
5.What tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?)
6.When can you get water with a net? (什么時候可以用網兜裝水?)
7.Why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?
8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么?
9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么問題你只能回答“yes”?
10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時候你在哪?
答案：
1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。March 三月;行軍)
2. When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )
4. Are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)
5.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)
6.When water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時)
7.He's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。
8.Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母S中間隔了一里。
9."What does y-e-s spell?" (當別人問你)“yes”怎么拼?
10.In the darkness. 在黑暗中!
